True Stories From Rush - I couldn't make this stuff up 2

Location - Atrium waiting area outside of Au Bon Pain (ABP)
Time - late afternoon

There is a jewelry display set up and I'm strolling around it looking at all the pretties that I should own. I have already noticed this lady. She is mid 40's, sporting a really bad dye job (seriously people nobody believes your blonde when your eyebrows are black and you have a mustache). She got that I've been crying all day face and a Juicy Couture sweatsuit that is black and gold velour and probably 4 sizes to small.
I've noticed her because the word Juicy scrolled across her ass looks so distorted that I was considering getting my eyes checked until I realized it was just the obscene amount of strain the gold stitching was under was pulling the letters in strange ways.
As I wander around the table I see her jump up from the chair she just sat in as she yells "then I want one of those inductions". My first thought - You're not pregnant your just need to buy clothes that fit.
This peeks my curiosity so I listen a little harder (hey, I was bored and she was yelling). She goes back and forth with someone on the phone
"I'm not going to let them do this. She deserves better. She's worked so hard." Finally she must start speaking to someone else on the phone and she says, and I quote kids,
"I want an induction" pause "Well and injunction then. They can't take her boobs. She's worked so hard to get them. It's not easy dancing on that stage you know. I can't let them take her boobs. I won't let them do it"

As you can imagine I'm now laughing so hard that I had to quickly make my escape so as to not completely laugh in her face.

That my friends is a true story from the halls of RUSH.