Rest up this afternoon, cause were coming down for a Friday night Party. Any requests? A bacon @#$% classic from Wendys? Fishing magazines? Let me know!!
So instead of google searching cheesy jokes I tried corny today and found a whole new bunch!!! 5 and 6 are decent!
1-Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept going Bach, Bach, Bach.....
2-Two silk worms raced and guess what the result was?
A Tie
3-What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled Eggs
4-Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have bucked teeth
5-A senior citizen named Barney was driving down the freeway, when his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice . She sounded urgent as she warned him, "Barney I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," replied Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
6--The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog, are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words liver and cheese, in the same sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The female Collie says, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "Liver alone -- cheese mine."
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I'm a terrible speller (just ask my brother - Wurd up Matty) and I'm often to preoccupied to make sure I have all the T's crossed and I's dotted. Please forgive me.
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BINGUS!!!
"Hot dog hot dog hot diggidy dog!!!" Ask Tom to do his dance to this song for you.
Way to go Scott :)
Awesome! Lookin good, scott!
Looking sexy as always!!!
Baby steps, you'll be home in no time!
S4
darn it i missed the contest...stupid work lol
Glad to see you are up Scott, lookin good.
Sara
damn people who need therapy this morning I missed the contest!!! i hate work when it gets in the way of AWESOME life events!
You look amazing Scott! I am so happy for this awesome news :0)I bet it's the best chair you have ever sat in!
Love you!
Yay! Wow - I'll bet it feels good to be upright for a change!
Christine
Rest up this afternoon, cause were coming down for a Friday night Party. Any requests? A bacon @#$% classic from Wendys? Fishing magazines? Let me know!!
Rob and Becky
Wonderful News Scottie!
Love Bon and Alice
So instead of google searching cheesy jokes I tried corny today and found a whole new bunch!!! 5 and 6 are decent!
1-Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept going Bach, Bach, Bach.....
2-Two silk worms raced and guess what the result was?
A Tie
3-What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled Eggs
4-Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have bucked teeth
5-A senior citizen named Barney was driving down the freeway, when his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice . She sounded urgent as she warned him, "Barney I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," replied Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
6--The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog, are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words liver and cheese, in the same sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The female Collie says, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "Liver alone -- cheese mine."
Scott I love you!
Oh, Scotty you look very good in that chair! Love Aunt Lynn and Unca Bernie
Keep up the good work Scott!